I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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