i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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