everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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