Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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