You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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