so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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