Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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