I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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