Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
We need a shit load of segways right now
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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