if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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