yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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