8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
tonight lets celebrate not being married
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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