I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Even my vagina gasped.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
