i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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