So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
A bitchslap is in order.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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