i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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