you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize
