Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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