Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
