im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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