Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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