mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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