This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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