Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
What a dumb baby whore.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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