On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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