I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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