Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
We had sex on a dog bed..
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
