Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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