Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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