Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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