The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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