Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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