I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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