I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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