Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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