It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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