it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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