i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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