I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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