Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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