So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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