your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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