i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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