You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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