I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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