is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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