can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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