well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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