That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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