Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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